A highly controversial paragraph which leaves the reader with a radically different opinion than they started with. Hopefully the reader will then go out and make a huge difference in the world we live, win a nobel prize, and attribute their success in life to this paragraph on international television, although a nice comment would suffice. Generally paragraphs have more than two sentences, so I’ve added this as a filler.

はじめまして。ジェマスです。

あいにく私のブログがあります。

日本語があまりじょうずじゃありません。

I’m sure that would be hilarious for anybody who knows the slightest bit of japanese…